So yeah, this is my blog. My real name is Troy, I also go by Bug, and my last name...Oh my god would you look at that, teacups the size of BREADCRUMBS are attacking NEW ZEALAND D: (I live in Michigan, New Zealand is just a random thing I chose because I get pretty random)

Anyway, I'm 15 years old, bisexual, too shy for my own good...but in the end, I'd say I'm pretty great once you get to know me, even if I can be a bit boring or weird at first XD

Likes: Vocaloid (I don't like most English music...yeah, it sounds pretty weaboo, but I'm not even sure why I don't.), Computers, Anime, Manga, Pokemon, Homestuck, certain cartoons (not any of the more recent o- WHOOPS NEVERMIND THERE'S KORRA NOW AND KORRA IS FUCKING AMAZING) Animals, (especially cats, snakes, and insects), Strawberries, Food in General, Writing, Reading, Imagining, Jokes, Laughing

Dislikes: Stupid, bossy, mean or close-minded people, garlic, shellfish, people who take things too seriously, other stuff I can't think of right now.

Aaand THIS is where I keep my cool writing.

IF MY WRITING WERE COOL.

24th February 2012

Photo reblogged from WELCOME TO AMURRICA with 32,814 notes

lykuh: >my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -dies-

lykuh:

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -dies-

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